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The closet won't contain them;

I'm Allison. I'm 20. I work all the time. I chill all the time. I have my own place that I live in with my cat. Trying to kick all the negativity out of my life.
Sep 18 '14
Sep 18 '14

You know you’re fucked when you start thinking about the fucked up things someone said to you a month ago…. If I believe the real shit you said I guess I would have to believe the bad shit too right? Nah that kid doesn’t know me I’m off this negativity shit. Time to go drive fast and stop my thinking.

Sep 18 '14
Sep 18 '14

Physical physical physical.

No.

Not today.

Sep 18 '14
Sep 18 '14
hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

Sep 18 '14
shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

Sep 17 '14
ruinedchildhood:

accurate

ruinedchildhood:

accurate

Sep 17 '14

fer1972:

Illustrations by Jennifer J Lee 

Sep 17 '14
Sep 17 '14

(Source: kelloggscereal)